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90% of men fumble upon this sh!t test
and women have no empathy for them
You're working F2F sales with some fun female colleagues. After a great shift full of laughs and good vibes, one of them hits you with:
"You surely are the type of man who cheats on their girls"
How do you respond? 🤔
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Okay.. you’ve had enough time to think:
Listen up, because this is CRUCIAL.
When a woman throws this kind of test at you, especially at work, she's doing two things:
Testing if you'll get defensive (like a guilty little boy)
Checking if you're emotionally stable
But here's what most guys don't get:
This isn't about cheating AT ALL.
She's trying to see if you're the kind of man who needs to EXPLAIN himself to women.
Are you a boy seeking female approval? Or are you a MAN who lives in his own reality?
The WORST thing you can do is get defensive or try to prove you're loyal.
That's what EVERY OTHER GUY does.
But you're not every other guy.
You're a MAN. A SOVEREIGN SEDUCER.
And sovereign seducers NEVER take what women say seriously.
We treat them like little sisters trying to push our buttons.
I'd give her a knowing smirk and say:
"chuckle You know what's funny? Every girl I've dated said the exact same thing... right before they became obsessed with trying to lock me down. But hey, how about that sales target you missed today? 😏"
Then immediately change topics while maintaining strong eye contact.
Why this works:
Shows you're unaffected
Subtly communicates pre-selection
Flips the script on her
Maintains workplace professionalism
Ends with a playful challenge
Remember: You're not there to prove anything.
You're there to CONVEY everything.
The message between the lines is: "I'm the prize, and I know it. And deep down, you know it too."
This is how you maintain frame while keeping it professional AND fun.
But most importantly?
YOU'RE SELF-AMUSING FIRST.
These workplace tests are actually GIFTS.
They're opportunities to show you're different from the thirsty simps who get defensive or the bitter woman-haters who get angry.
You're the guy who "just gets it."
The guy who loves women but loves himself more.
That's game 101
Keep winning.
ELITE MASCULINE
P.S: For the COMPLETE blueprint on handling ANY sh!t test a woman throws at you (via MIND MAPPING), check out BE A MAN